Reblog if you could use a good long makeout session right about now.

random-nexus:

persian-slipper:

Can I have some sex with that, too?

Yes, please.  Both, all, either, yes.  Did I mention yes?

Duuude…I haven’t seen my hubby since early July. I don’t see him until Dec 20. WHAT DO YOU THINK????

So there’s that pap shot of Humperdink Funkybatch at the beach

random-nexus:

introspectivenavelgazer:

And while everyone’s swooning over his pecs and shit, I’m the one going:

“WHERE CAN I GET THAT FABRIC? I WANT A DRESS WITH THOSE BIRDS ON IT!”

Can’t you see it? Like a rockabilly halter dress with those red birds all over it? If it had pockets, I’d wear it everywhere with combat boots.

Jebuz crispies with chocolate milk I adore you, bebe.

<3

And now I’m Google-ing   “fabric blue with red birds”  There are some that are close…Damn there are a lot of options!