Reblog if you could use a good long makeout session right about now.
So there’s that pap shot of Humperdink Funkybatch at the beach
And while everyone’s swooning over his pecs and shit, I’m the one going:
“WHERE CAN I GET THAT FABRIC? I WANT A DRESS WITH THOSE BIRDS ON IT!”
Can’t you see it? Like a rockabilly halter dress with those red birds all over it? If it had pockets, I’d wear it everywhere with combat boots.
Jebuz crispies with chocolate milk I adore you, bebe.
And now I’m Google-ing “fabric blue with red birds” There are some that are close…Damn there are a lot of options!