So there’s that pap shot of Humperdink Funkybatch at the beach
And while everyone’s swooning over his pecs and shit, I’m the one going:
“WHERE CAN I GET THAT FABRIC? I WANT A DRESS WITH THOSE BIRDS ON IT!”
Can’t you see it? Like a rockabilly halter dress with those red birds all over it? If it had pockets, I’d wear it everywhere with combat boots.
Jebuz crispies with chocolate milk I adore you, bebe.
And now I’m Google-ing “fabric blue with red birds” There are some that are close…Damn there are a lot of options!